Olsen #1: Hey there sis.

Olsen #2: OMG Grandma what are you doing here?

Olsen #1: dude, it’s me, MK.

Olsen #2: PHEW. JEEZ. I’m sorry I thought Grandma came back to life or something. Why are you wearing her clothes and makeup?!

Olsen #1: These are not Granda’s Ashley. These are vintage clothing. All hipster-ish. Do you understand?

Olsen #2: I swear to God Grandma wore that lipstick in the family portrait.

Olsen #1: Whatever.

Coco wanted to share with us her view on the beach, which most likely involves skin cancer:

This reminds me of grilled chicken. Hmm lunch time.

Whoever thought pouring sewage water-like chocolate sauce over Heidi Klum would be a good idea should be fired:

A chocolate sauce coated Heidi Klum – inappropriate jokes, go!

It’s only slightly wrong that Adam Lambert, of all people in the world, is having his hands with nail polish on a female model’s ass. This is a prime post of half of the gay world and 15-year-old teenage girls screaming “WTF are you doing?!”

This girl is totally a brunette Lindsay Lohan in the making. I promise you in 15 years we will get another crazy celebrity brat with wrinkly skin going in and out of rehab. Looking forward to that, Suri.