Well our dear former Beach Watch-mate Nicole Eggert seems to know exactly what the hell has happened to herself, and i love it when a celebrity (a former celebrity, perhaps) knows when to poke fun at herself:

Beauty is skin deep… what can I say?

You know something is up when Nicole Kidman (42) has smooth, COMPLETELY wrinkle-free skin that resembles a baby’s bottom while Lindsay Lohan (23) looks like her mom. So it’s either Nicole has a ton of botox injected into her forehead skin and Lindsay is really her mother, or that it’s actually  a wax figure touring town.

Either way, we all love it when a celebrity shows up with a baby-bottom forehead. Don’t know about you, at least I love it.

It’s amazing to see a celebrity turning old and saggy right in front of your eyes. Lindsay Lohan is like a tree – next time when you see an extra fold on her forehead skin, you would know she’s getting one year older. So fun.

So Holly Hunter showed up at the Emmys last night looking like she is Miley Cyrus’ grandma who just rolled out of bed:

Does she not have a makeup artist or a hairstylist?! Or maybe she’s looking for some anti-aging product celebrity endorsement deal. Man this is just sad.

I’m not even going to go into talking about the signature Amy Winehouse super eyeliner situation (I’m suspecting she probably has ditched regular liquid eyeliner a long time ago and simply started to use sharpies instead), but what’s going on with Amy Winehouse’s nose?!! It’s either that she has GIGANTIC freckles or she’s growing some gigantic skin cancer tumors on her nose. Either way, kids, that’s why you shouldn’t do drugs. Drinking is fine though.