Whoever thought pouring sewage water-like chocolate sauce over Heidi Klum would be a good idea should be fired:

A chocolate sauce coated Heidi Klum – inappropriate jokes, go!

Kristen Stewart might not have the most typical Hollywood celebrity it girl look, but she certainly looks very, very pretty in this Allure photoshoot. Loving the straight eyebrows and the light smokey eye – the light smudge and mascara totally highlight how pretty Kristen Stewart’s green eyes are. Brave Kristen! (You can go back to being a vampire now)

There’s nothing more gratifying for a girl to point at Eva Longoria and be like, HAHA you look like Spock. Except for guys a hot celebrity with perfect skin and makeup and LINGERIE looking like Spock is like the ultimate fantasy – Star Trek porn!! I bet it doesn’t get better than that.

You’ve got to be kidding me.

This photo is screaming “Leighton Meester is the latest victim of Ed Westwick’s glowing vampire charm on Gossip Girl” – because in my little world of celebrity skin and makeup, under no other circumstances should BLACK LIPSTICK be used. See how Twilight and True Blood have conquered the world (and the Upper East Side). Damn those vampires are good.

O. M. G.

Why would anyone want to transform a perfectly decent human being into a red Michelin with no eyebrows, swollen lips, and an empty stare under a pair of fan fake eyelashes? Linda Evangelista looks very pretty, and very un-extraterritorial in real life -

Why don’t you celebrity makeup artist start leaving those normal and pretty faces alone?!