Dear Lindsay Lohan,

How about, hmm, no? How about putting that face away and using all that hair extension to cover your wrinkly saggy skin? Because it feels/looks like it was very, very, very long ago when you could pull that kiss blowing thing off.

Love,

FacePanda

It’s amazing to see a celebrity turning old and saggy right in front of your eyes. Lindsay Lohan is like a tree – next time when you see an extra fold on her forehead skin, you would know she’s getting one year older. So fun.

Lindsay Lohan does look trashy enough to begin with, but those red lips just added another 20 years on the age and some extra slum hookerness to her trashiness. It’s almost like she’s trying to score a role in Slumdog Hookerville II. My god, these kids would really do anything to get a job these days huh. Is the economy really that bad??

photo from Lindsay Archieve

Dear Lindsay, we know it must be hard to lose a girlfriend, have a crazy father, a jobless mother, no career and no money. Those are real bummers. But seriously, how hard can it be for you to wash your hair?

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Dear Lindsay Lohan’s wrinkled alter ego,

We get it, you are actually 50 years old and your sister is actually 30. Now put away that evil stare and wear some sunblock.

Love,

FacePanda

p.s. While you are at it, could you please wash your hair as well? Thanks.

photo from Lindsay Lohan Source