Our favorite hotties:

Beyonce

Beyonce, in my humble opinion, looks phenomenal here at the VMAs. The silver eyeshadow looks HOT and I’m just too glad she didn’t decide to go for all red for lips to match the drama of her outfit. The nude lipstick is just perfect. Hair color is lovely for her complexion and while I admit I’m not in love with that “robotic glove”, the overall silver color theme with makeup and outfit makes her look amazing.

Taylor Swift

It’s hard to pull off bright red lipstick and look age-appropriate while being 20 and bullied by Kayne West at the VMAs on national television, but you’ve gotta give to Taylor Swift who did itbeautifully. I love the simple hair updo with some wavy lengths in front, and I love, love, love the simple eyemakeup that is almost her signature now. She has beautiful catshaped eyes and while 90% of young starlets are too busy sticking  gigantic fake spider fashes on, she is smart enough to highlight the lashes on her upper eyelids with simple black eyeliners (and perhaps a bit of fash eyelashes) – and the outcome looks amazing. Bravo Taylor!

Megan Fox

Megan Fox might be trashmouthing a lot of people these days, but her hotness at the VMAs is quite undeniable. The black nail polish is edgy (much like her frequent outlandish quotes), her makeup is delicately done but not not excessively done. Sexy lipstick color, and sexy eye makeup – hard to believe that Megan Fox actually doesn’t want to be known for sex appeal huh?

I’m not sure about these..

Leighton Meester

There’s just so much going on here, Leighton Meester. I love the hair but I don’t know about the eye makeup… a little fierce for the sweet Leighton Meester? Not everyone should pull a Jennifer Lopez on the red carpet.

Jennifer Lopez

Talking about Jennifer Lopez – interesting choice of eye shadow, brows very, very nicely done, pretty lipstick color, so great nutshell, great work Jennifer Lopez’ makeup artist, whoever you are. And Jennifer Lopez’s signature dazed I’m-so-fierce face at the VMAs, yawn.

More photos for VMAs celebrities looking WTF after the jump (Madonna, Lady Gaga, Lauren Conrad, etc)

Madonna

On one hand I’m kind of glad that Madonna isn’t being all veins and muscles on her face, but on the other hand, I HATE that hair. It’s borderlining on a strange Amy Winehouse-like beehive do, and absolutely, absolutely, age inappropriate. The same thing I say to Sharon Stone’s crotch, NO.

Lauren Conrad

I don’t know Lauren Conrad, you are kind of, ah, orange. Did the VMAs give you an excessive amount of  free fake tanning coupons or what?!

Our favorite VMA WTFs

Kayne West and Amber Rose

The ever-so-classy Amber Rose in some sort of spadex thing with omg those pink lips with Kayne West having hard booze in the background on the VMAs red carpet. The world is so predictable.

Lo Bosworth

Hey Lo Bosworth, you are really, really scaring the sh*t out of me. For one, your VMA makeup artist really pulled a prank on you by giving you those super oversized eyelashes and she also probably told you that they are “totally hot this season”, but hey, it’s totally not. And please ditch that lipstick. Pick it up from your purse, throw it into the nearest trash can, and tell your makeup artist to take it far, far away.

Adrienne Bailon

Don’t know who Adrienne Bailon is? It’s ok, we don’t really either. This girl managed to pick the weirdest color combination in the world (bright yellow and bright pink?!! really?!) and showed up at the VMAs going for the highschool porn star-ish trashy makeup prom queen look. And oh, by the way, she used to be one of the Cheetah Girls of Disney’s. What’s up with trashiness and Disney these days?!

The WTF Queen of the VMAs – Lady Gaga

I guess Lady Gaga showing up like a laced-up lampshade wasn’t really a huge surprise for anyone at the VMAs. Emininem included. But this:

Look, doesn’t matter how convincing your makeup artist is, doesn’t matter how enticing it sounds – smearing blood all over your face and showing up on a stage with BLOODY PANTIES is never, under no cirstances, a good idea. I hereby rest my case.

Jennifer Lopez: My makeup is flawless.

Marc Anthony: Yes baby your makeup is flawless.

Jennifer Lopez: I’m loving the silver eyeshadow. The whole works.

Marc Anthony: Yeah I’m loving the silver eyeshadow too.

Jennifer Lopez: I mean, it’s not just the eyeshadow – it’s the dress, the earrings, the makeup – are you feeling the silver too baby?

Marc Anthony: Yess baby I’m totally feeling it. It’s a handful you know.

then recall this:

Next thing you know J.Lo might start popping babies for Tim Burton just to prove us right.

photos from Online J.Lo Fan and Confoundyous Injective

I thought it’s ironic that Jennifer Lopez looks so ravishingly fabulous here that you know she doesn’t look this way in real life. BUT, it is FacePanda’s policy to give credit when credit is due, even though this credit might actually belong to the Photoshop guy.

Back to Jennifer Lopez: Doesn’t she look so young and vibrant here? The hair goes perfectly with the peachy/pink blush and the metallic dark eyeshadow. She isn’t overdoing the lips, faking a bloody red pout like she usually is, or doing her signature I am Fierce stare – instead, she is going back to what we loved about her in the first place: her energy and sexiness. It feels like she is letting her hair down – both figuratively and literatlly – and doing her best to remind us of why we were attracted to her. Good Job J.Lo.

photo from Online J.Lo Fan