Smokey eye is great, but only when you don’t look like someone just punched you in your eyes, Leighton Meester. That plus your red RED lips it’s like screaming “hooker who just got robbed”. Not hot.

Olsen #1: Hey there sis.

Olsen #2: OMG Grandma what are you doing here?

Olsen #1: dude, it’s me, MK.

Olsen #2: PHEW. JEEZ. I’m sorry I thought Grandma came back to life or something. Why are you wearing her clothes and makeup?!

Olsen #1: These are not Granda’s Ashley. These are vintage clothing. All hipster-ish. Do you understand?

Olsen #2: I swear to God Grandma wore that lipstick in the family portrait.

Olsen #1: Whatever.

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

How about, hmm, no? How about putting that face away and using all that hair extension to cover your wrinkly saggy skin? Because it feels/looks like it was very, very, very long ago when you could pull that kiss blowing thing off.

Love,

FacePanda

You know something is up when Nicole Kidman (42) has smooth, COMPLETELY wrinkle-free skin that resembles a baby’s bottom while Lindsay Lohan (23) looks like her mom. So it’s either Nicole has a ton of botox injected into her forehead skin and Lindsay is really her mother, or that it’s actually  a wax figure touring town.

Either way, we all love it when a celebrity shows up with a baby-bottom forehead. Don’t know about you, at least I love it.

There’s nothing more gratifying for a girl to point at Eva Longoria and be like, HAHA you look like Spock. Except for guys a hot celebrity with perfect skin and makeup and LINGERIE looking like Spock is like the ultimate fantasy – Star Trek porn!! I bet it doesn’t get better than that.