Whoever thought pouring sewage water-like chocolate sauce over Heidi Klum would be a good idea should be fired:

A chocolate sauce coated Heidi Klum – inappropriate jokes, go!

We all know Heidi Klum is European and a little quirky so we expect that she might go a little nuts on vacation. But Heidi, this look when you are renewing your marriage vow??!!

Man, I don’t know where to start. How about this: Heidi, you are oh-my-god-so-very out.

photo from Heidi Klum Online