There’s nothing more gratifying for a girl to point at Eva Longoria and be like, HAHA you look like Spock. Except for guys a hot celebrity with perfect skin and makeup and LINGERIE looking like Spock is like the ultimate fantasy – Star Trek porn!! I bet it doesn’t get better than that.

This is our prized Celebrity FacePanda. For real. Celebrity makeup or celebrity hair doesn’t get better than this.

Does she not have a makeup artist or a hairstylist?! Or maybe she’s looking for some anti-aging product celebrity endorsement deal. Man this is just sad.

bummer.

You have no idea how much I hate to admit this because Megan Fox reminds me of those hot girls in high school who used to torture everyone around them with their hotness, but Megan Fox is probably one of the hottest pieces coming across Hollywood in recent years. Her makeup here is flawless – I especially like the eye makeup and the mascara – but all that could be done by some makeup artist. She does, however, have the best hair I have ever seen. Doesn’t that shine look like she’s in some shampoo ad and there’re Photoshop tools following her around??

On a related note, here are some tips from Christian Dior on how to get the Megan Fox Oct 2009 Cosmopolitan cover look!

I know a lot of people don’t like Kate Gosselin (even though her tons of kids are like the cutest creatures in the entire universe) but she is actually a fairly good looking person (also considering how many human beings she managed to pop out). I’m not loving the heavy fake eyelashes here, but Kate Gosselin’s hair I love love love. The original straight short-do gives her too much of a mean, tough mom look, but now the soft curls and the highlights bring the loving mom image right back. Not sure whether she’s really a loving mom in real life, but Kate Gosselin’s hot hair certain makes her look like a hot one here!

Our favorite hotties:

Beyonce

Beyonce, in my humble opinion, looks phenomenal here at the VMAs. The silver eyeshadow looks HOT and I’m just too glad she didn’t decide to go for all red for lips to match the drama of her outfit. The nude lipstick is just perfect. Hair color is lovely for her complexion and while I admit I’m not in love with that “robotic glove”, the overall silver color theme with makeup and outfit makes her look amazing.

Taylor Swift

It’s hard to pull off bright red lipstick and look age-appropriate while being 20 and bullied by Kayne West at the VMAs on national television, but you’ve gotta give to Taylor Swift who did itbeautifully. I love the simple hair updo with some wavy lengths in front, and I love, love, love the simple eyemakeup that is almost her signature now. She has beautiful catshaped eyes and while 90% of young starlets are too busy sticking  gigantic fake spider fashes on, she is smart enough to highlight the lashes on her upper eyelids with simple black eyeliners (and perhaps a bit of fash eyelashes) – and the outcome looks amazing. Bravo Taylor!

Megan Fox

Megan Fox might be trashmouthing a lot of people these days, but her hotness at the VMAs is quite undeniable. The black nail polish is edgy (much like her frequent outlandish quotes), her makeup is delicately done but not not excessively done. Sexy lipstick color, and sexy eye makeup – hard to believe that Megan Fox actually doesn’t want to be known for sex appeal huh?

I’m not sure about these..

Leighton Meester

There’s just so much going on here, Leighton Meester. I love the hair but I don’t know about the eye makeup… a little fierce for the sweet Leighton Meester? Not everyone should pull a Jennifer Lopez on the red carpet.

Jennifer Lopez

Talking about Jennifer Lopez – interesting choice of eye shadow, brows very, very nicely done, pretty lipstick color, so great nutshell, great work Jennifer Lopez’ makeup artist, whoever you are. And Jennifer Lopez’s signature dazed I’m-so-fierce face at the VMAs, yawn.

More photos for VMAs celebrities looking WTF after the jump (Madonna, Lady Gaga, Lauren Conrad, etc)

Madonna

On one hand I’m kind of glad that Madonna isn’t being all veins and muscles on her face, but on the other hand, I HATE that hair. It’s borderlining on a strange Amy Winehouse-like beehive do, and absolutely, absolutely, age inappropriate. The same thing I say to Sharon Stone’s crotch, NO.

Lauren Conrad

I don’t know Lauren Conrad, you are kind of, ah, orange. Did the VMAs give you an excessive amount of  free fake tanning coupons or what?!

Our favorite VMA WTFs

Kayne West and Amber Rose

The ever-so-classy Amber Rose in some sort of spadex thing with omg those pink lips with Kayne West having hard booze in the background on the VMAs red carpet. The world is so predictable.

Lo Bosworth

Hey Lo Bosworth, you are really, really scaring the sh*t out of me. For one, your VMA makeup artist really pulled a prank on you by giving you those super oversized eyelashes and she also probably told you that they are “totally hot this season”, but hey, it’s totally not. And please ditch that lipstick. Pick it up from your purse, throw it into the nearest trash can, and tell your makeup artist to take it far, far away.

Adrienne Bailon

Don’t know who Adrienne Bailon is? It’s ok, we don’t really either. This girl managed to pick the weirdest color combination in the world (bright yellow and bright pink?!! really?!) and showed up at the VMAs going for the highschool porn star-ish trashy makeup prom queen look. And oh, by the way, she used to be one of the Cheetah Girls of Disney’s. What’s up with trashiness and Disney these days?!

The WTF Queen of the VMAs – Lady Gaga

I guess Lady Gaga showing up like a laced-up lampshade wasn’t really a huge surprise for anyone at the VMAs. Emininem included. But this:

Look, doesn’t matter how convincing your makeup artist is, doesn’t matter how enticing it sounds – smearing blood all over your face and showing up on a stage with BLOODY PANTIES is never, under no cirstances, a good idea. I hereby rest my case.

ok I know Solange Knowles isn’t exactly known for her normality in fashion and makeup, but look, I hate the hair. But not as much as I hate those lips. I understand why someone goes for bright red to play up the sexiness blablabla, but light pink is for 13-year-olds. PERIOD. And those lips are so pinkly swollen, they are, in fact, almost as thick as those hedious silver earrings that she probably bought from a dollar store. I’m not even going to go into the powder face – I love Beyonce but my god, were they actually conceived in the same uterus?! Well at least not the same makeup artist, that much I know.

I guess what disturbs me the most isn’t Mickey Rourke’s bizarre behavior (exhibit 1: Mickey Rourke eating a rose), but the fact that someone once so handsome could age so horribly. Maybe it’s the wrinkles on the forehead and the saggy chin and extraordinary greasy hair, but it’s just sad to see a has-been celebrity ages like a hobo. A hungry hobo who would eat anything. Like a rose a fan hands to him. Isn’t that just sad?

Then someone should tell her she’s wearing a soft cock here.

No pun intended.