There’s nothing more gratifying for a girl to point at Eva Longoria and be like, HAHA you look like Spock. Except for guys a hot celebrity with perfect skin and makeup and LINGERIE looking like Spock is like the ultimate fantasy – Star Trek porn!! I bet it doesn’t get better than that.

This is our prized Celebrity FacePanda. For real. Celebrity makeup or celebrity hair doesn’t get better than this.

So Holly Hunter showed up at the Emmys last night looking like she is Miley Cyrus’ grandma who just rolled out of bed:

Does she not have a makeup artist or a hairstylist?! Or maybe she’s looking for some anti-aging product celebrity endorsement deal. Man this is just sad.

I was just saying how Kate Gosselin’s new hair paints her as a softer, nicer, more maternal person, then BAM it’s as if that never happened:

bummer.

You have no idea how much I hate to admit this because Megan Fox reminds me of those hot girls in high school who used to torture everyone around them with their hotness, but Megan Fox is probably one of the hottest pieces coming across Hollywood in recent years. Her makeup here is flawless – I especially like the eye makeup and the mascara – but all that could be done by some makeup artist. She does, however, have the best hair I have ever seen. Doesn’t that shine look like she’s in some shampoo ad and there’re Photoshop tools following her around??

On a related note, here are some tips from Christian Dior on how to get the Megan Fox Oct 2009 Cosmopolitan cover look!