Smokey eye is great, but only when you don’t look like someone just punched you in your eyes, Leighton Meester. That plus your red RED lips it’s like screaming “hooker who just got robbed”. Not hot.

Kristen Stewart might not have the most typical Hollywood celebrity it girl look, but she certainly looks very, very pretty in this Allure photoshoot. Loving the straight eyebrows and the light smokey eye – the light smudge and mascara totally highlight how pretty Kristen Stewart’s green eyes are. Brave Kristen! (You can go back to being a vampire now)

There’s nothing more gratifying for a girl to point at Eva Longoria and be like, HAHA you look like Spock. Except for guys a hot celebrity with perfect skin and makeup and LINGERIE looking like Spock is like the ultimate fantasy – Star Trek porn!! I bet it doesn’t get better than that.

This is our prized Celebrity FacePanda. For real. Celebrity makeup or celebrity hair doesn’t get better than this.

I’m not even going to go into talking about the signature Amy Winehouse super eyeliner situation (I’m suspecting she probably has ditched regular liquid eyeliner a long time ago and simply started to use sharpies instead), but what’s going on with Amy Winehouse’s nose?!! It’s either that she has GIGANTIC freckles or she’s growing some gigantic skin cancer tumors on her nose. Either way, kids, that’s why you shouldn’t do drugs. Drinking is fine though.