I am having a hard time disgesting the new, borderlining on pedophilia that kind of sexy, probably still underaged, heavily made up Ellen Page. This is probably a conspiracy of Drew Barrymore’s to look like her sister instead of someone who is old enough to be her mother . The makeup is perfect here – great dramatic eye shadow and red lips and a lovely wavy hairdo, but hey, the fresh-faced, awkwardly cute Ellen Page aka Juno was the one we fell in love with. So damn you Drew Barrymore. Or whoever that makeup artist is.

Drew Barrymore: Hey Justin…

Justin Long: Whasup hun?

Drew Barrymore: You didn’t tell me this is a basketball game.

Justin Long: Hmmm yeah I did, Lakers vs Magic remember? I told you over the phone when you were getting ready.

Drew Barrymore: Yeahhh but I thought you meant like one of those nostalgic games that involve us playing indians.

Justin Long: … no??!

Drew Barrymore: Well that’s why I painted my face before I came out ok? I mean this is darn expensive paint, I doubt any indians would actually use Chanel bronzer to paint their faces!

Justin Long: It’s ok hun, everyone just assumes you are nuts so you can do whatever you want anyways. Including using bleu cheese as eyeliner and all.

Drew Barrymore: Oh that! That was yummy. Hmmmm.

Justin Long: This is totally why I’m probably gonna break up with you soon.

photo from Pop Wreckoning

Oh Drew, while we at Facepanda applaud your commitment fighting against Prop 8, did you really have to wear sparkly, stripper-type eyeshadow to do it? It’s a very serious matter after all. Also,because we love and adore you so, please get some rest. Your face is looking rather puffy and…saggy. Eep.

Photo from drewbarrymorefan

Drew Barrymore: Wow I never thought living on the streets would be that tough. When Will Smith was telling that hobos actually don’t get to shower or wash their hair and stuff, I totally thought he was just kidding. And now I’ve been sitting here for the past 4 hours and I’m still picking stuff out from my hair… and I KNOW THE WIND!!! 7th Ave this morning was a friggin’ wind tunnel! My cardboard home totally got blown up the sky and now I need to find another one. Geez, is that bleu cheese under my eyes?? There I thought someone stole my dinner… hhmmm yummmm.