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Deja Vu: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Amanda — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:48:06 +0000

Whose celebrity skin does our darling Jennifer Love Hewitt remind FacePanda of? Find out after the jump…

So look, Jennifer, starving your face and TANNING your face so that you could look like Victoria Beckham is not wise. NOT wise. What are you going to do next then? Pick up a funky British accent and get (even) bigger boobs?

Jillian Harris will be the next Real Housewife of Somewhere

Amanda — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:25:54 +0000

I personally don’t understand the hype about Jillian Harris (but I am in love with Ed Swinderski’s Mankini – I am all about Mankinis), and I think her “beauty” and “hotness” are completely overrated, which explains why all these guys all look like “WTF Why is this happening” when she tried to take them all to the Fantasy Suite. And then I started snooping around and going over pictures and then I finally understood why I had a bad feeling about this Bachelorette:

Ladies and gentlemen, This is Kelly Killoren Bensimon from the Real Housewives of New York City – aka Jillian Harris in 10 years. The more relevant part is not her runaway breasts (surprisingly), but the fact that she got on the Real Housewives show after getting a divorce (and there I thought you need to be married to be a wife and a wife to be a housewife, but apparently I was wrong) and then she also got arrest for assaulting her boyfriend and scratching his face. I mean, yo Jillian Harris, you probably should starting prepping for auditioning for the Real Housewives of Chicago really, really soon. And don’t forget to bring along those runaway breasts.

Deja Vu: The Day Has Finally Come – Sarah Jessica Parker and, yay, Madonna

Amanda — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:15:31 +0000

I just knew this would eventually happen. See I appreciate people’s efforts to stay fit and healthy by working out and all, but sometime excessive exercise + a lack of body fat = saggy veiny skin ALL OVER. Look if you were a guy, would you want to do Sex and the City sexy times with this?

Then recall her older, more maternal, and probably crazier future self:

Yay! Our veiny saggy Queen of Pop Madonna! Isn’t that just everyone’s dream of aging gracefully?

photos from Celeb Utopia

Deja Vu: Zachary Quinto and the Geico Caveman

Amanda — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:33:01 +0000

I don’t know whether you do that, but when I watched StarTrek I had to actively stop myself from screaming at Captain Kirk on the screen: “NNNOOOOO Don’t believe him HE IS SYLARR!!!!!!! He will eat your brain and steal your powerrrr!!!!!!!!!” And then once I couldn’t help it and I yelled and some dude threw a banana at me and I was knocked out for 10 minutes. Anyways, so here I am, staring at Zachary Quinto’s Sylar/Sponk face, I find myself strangely reminded of someone else:

May you live long and be caverous.

photos from Quintopics and Sltrib Blog

Deja Vu: Emma Watson and That Creepy Kid from The Omen

Amanda — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:37:00 +0000

Remember that exceedingly creepy looking kid from the Omen?

Turns out he grew up, dyed his eyebrows white, joined a convent, and became Emma Watson:

photos from Daylife and Snitch Seeker

Deja Vu: Ashley Olsen and… Miss Piggy

Amanda — Wed, 13 May 2009 23:25:27 +0000

Ashley Olsen is reminding me of some fond childhood memories today:

Eewwwwwww.

photo from Olsen Fan

Deja Vu: Adam Lambert and Pete Wentz

Amanda — Sat, 09 May 2009 21:26:03 +0000

I’m a very open-minded person, and I’m all for everyone looking their best. But there’s still something weird about guys drawing all over their faces possibly so that they can look like girls. And when guys are drawing on their faces so that they are look like each other, it is even freakier. Check out American Idol finalist Adam Lambert in Entertainment:

And then recall this:

So this situation is basically a guy putting on eyeliner to look like another guy with eye makeup who is actually trying to look like a girl. Such complexity of human relationships. You’ve gotta appreciate the depth of that.

P.S. Adam: Nail polish??! REALLY? ? NAIL POLISH????!!!!!

photos from Adam Lambert.net and Pete Wentz Online