Whose celebrity skin does our darling Jennifer Love Hewitt remind FacePanda of? Find out after the jump…

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I personally don’t understand the hype about Jillian Harris (but I am in love with Ed Swinderski’s Mankini – I am all about Mankinis), and I think her “beauty” and “hotness” are completely overrated, which explains why all these guys all look like “WTF Why is this happening” when she tried to take them all to the Fantasy Suite. And then I started snooping around and going over pictures and then I finally understood why I had a bad feeling about this Bachelorette:

Ladies and gentlemen, This is Kelly Killoren Bensimon from the Real Housewives of New York City – aka Jillian Harris in 10 years. The more relevant part is not her runaway breasts (surprisingly), but the fact that she got on the Real Housewives show after getting a divorce (and there I thought you need to be married to be a wife and a wife to be a housewife, but apparently I was wrong) and then she also got arrest for assaulting her boyfriend and scratching his face. I mean, yo Jillian Harris, you probably should starting prepping for auditioning for the Real Housewives of Chicago really, really soon. And don’t forget to bring along those runaway breasts.

I just knew this would eventually happen. See I appreciate people’s efforts to stay fit and healthy by working out and all, but sometime excessive exercise + a lack of body fat = saggy veiny skin ALL OVER. Look if you were a guy, would you want to do Sex and the City sexy times with this?

Then recall her older, more maternal, and probably crazier future self:

Yay! Our veiny saggy Queen of Pop Madonna! Isn’t that just everyone’s dream of aging gracefully?

photos from Celeb Utopia

I don’t know whether you do that, but when I watched StarTrek I had to actively stop myself from screaming at Captain Kirk on the screen: “NNNOOOOO Don’t believe him HE IS SYLARR!!!!!!! He will eat your brain and steal your powerrrr!!!!!!!!!” And then once I couldn’t help it and I yelled and some dude threw a banana at me and I was knocked out for 10 minutes. Anyways, so here I am, staring at Zachary Quinto’s Sylar/Sponk face, I find myself strangely reminded of someone else:

May you live long and be caverous.

photos from Quintopics and Sltrib Blog

Remember that exceedingly creepy looking kid from the Omen?

Turns out he grew up, dyed his eyebrows white, joined a convent, and became Emma Watson:

photos from Daylife and Snitch Seeker