Smokey eye is great, but only when you don’t look like someone just punched you in your eyes, Leighton Meester. That plus your red RED lips it’s like screaming “hooker who just got robbed”. Not hot.

Olsen #1: Hey there sis.

Olsen #2: OMG Grandma what are you doing here?

Olsen #1: dude, it’s me, MK.

Olsen #2: PHEW. JEEZ. I’m sorry I thought Grandma came back to life or something. Why are you wearing her clothes and makeup?!

Olsen #1: These are not Granda’s Ashley. These are vintage clothing. All hipster-ish. Do you understand?

Olsen #2: I swear to God Grandma wore that lipstick in the family portrait.

Olsen #1: Whatever.

There’s nothing more gratifying for a girl to point at Eva Longoria and be like, HAHA you look like Spock. Except for guys a hot celebrity with perfect skin and makeup and LINGERIE looking like Spock is like the ultimate fantasy – Star Trek porn!! I bet it doesn’t get better than that.

You’ve got to be kidding me.

This photo is screaming “Leighton Meester is the latest victim of Ed Westwick’s glowing vampire charm on Gossip Girl” – because in my little world of celebrity skin and makeup, under no other circumstances should BLACK LIPSTICK be used. See how Twilight and True Blood have conquered the world (and the Upper East Side). Damn those vampires are good.

It’s lovely to see celebrities doing the whole red lip trend RIGHT for once at the red carpet. Our two favorite celebrity pouts on the Emmys red carpet yesterday:

Leighton Meester is showing ya all out there what her red lips are supposed to be paired up with – dolled up hair and dolled up dress and dolled up eye makeup. Loving it. Very Gossip Girl sassy pouty – probably some of the best celebrity makeup looks I have seen so far.

Hayden Panetierre is not carrying those bright red lips as sassy as Leighton Meester, but she still looks really lovely here with a wavy updo (I LOVE the hair – doesn’t that make you wish you had a celebrity hairstylist too?) and the one thing that makes those lips work is the red dress. She looks a little bit older than she really is, but it’s not overly age inappropriate like many, many other celebrity makeup looks. Hayden also has some of the best celebrity skin I have seen – sometimes an abundance of makeup only highlights the abundance of zits and wrinkle… yep it’s that simple