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O.M.G. Christina Aguilera with no makeup. It’s the end of the world.

Amanda — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:29:46 +0000

When’s the last time you saw Christina Aguilera with no, or very little makeup? I think it was when I was in elementary school and Christina Aguilera used to be part of the Mickey Mouse Club or something. Anyways, apparently since Guatemela has no celebrity makeup artist heavy-handed enough for Christina Aguilera, she was forced to walk around with a minimal amount of chemicals on her face. You need a lot of stuff to preserve that celebrity skin you know, and if Christina Aguilera stops wearing an inch of powder on her face, you know what that means? It’s the end of the world as we know it!!! Obama is probably anti-Christ!! Adam Lambert will take over the world!!! etc etc. You know what I mean.

Makeup so bad Christina Aguilera is crying

Amanda — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:56:29 +0000

It was a very odd thing that Christina Aguilera burst into tears on E Online about the love she shares with her husband. And then I sat there in front of the TV, totally relating to that sentiment – if I had to show up on TV after my son and husband cut my bangs and did my makeup in the dark with their eyes closed, I would feeling crying too.

Return of the Face – Christina Aguilera

Amanda — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:01:34 +0000

Christina Aguilera and that Celebrity Face of Bad Makeup have been in hiding for a while and I just realized how much I’ve missed her. The crazy geled-up eye brows are still in intact, and apparently Christina is still holding onto the very same shocking pink lipstick. You’ve got to love the consistency – it’s like every time you see Christina Aguilera you know there’s something on her face that you could look forward to. Whose makeup offers you the same kind of security really?

The Return of Christina Aguilera’s Sharpie Eyebrows

Amanda — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:17:39 +0000

Something tells me that FacePanda cannot go by without seeing Christina Aguilera’s extraordinary face at least once a week. I am actually impressed by how consistent Christina Aguilera’s cakeicing makeup is – look at them eyebrows! I would never get tired staring at them and being astonished how someone walks out with two Sharpie strokes on her forehead.

photo from Christina-crazy.net

Christina Aguilera, oh Christina Aguilera

Amanda — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:35:51 +0000

Oh Christina Aguilera. What can I say? It’s just that you never, ever, fail to disappoint us. I like consistency and you are the embodiment of consistency. Thanks for that. Thank you, really.

photo from Xtina-web.net

Howdy, Daily FacePanda is Baccckkk!!! Now, Warm Welcome from Christina Aguilera

Amanda — Sun, 31 May 2009 14:25:06 +0000

Sorry for the lack of updates in the past few days – It was my commencement week! Yes I just graduated with a kind of useless BA in god-knows-what (to know more about this graduating this go check out my personal blog: 365 Days of Post Grduation Unemployment) and I spent the past week hanging out my family and packing up my stuff. But now I can finally sit down to make sure that you, too, get to enjoy faces like this one every day:

Thank you for your warm welcome back, Christina Aguilera, you are the embodiment of the very reason why I do what I do. For that, please keep letting your son Max cut your bangs.

photo from Christina Zone

I just Had a Heart Attack: Christina Aguilera

Amanda — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:04:53 +0000

Dear Christina Aguilera,

Are you for real? Like, really, for real??? I need to know whether you are doing this because 1. you are now a part of a new Ashton Kutcher prank; 2. or that you are actually a stand-in while the REAL Christina Aguilera is actually off shopping somewhere (yeah like how Keira Knightley used to be the stand-in for the Queen Amidala of Naboo); 3. your new album is going to be named: “I Still Look Beautiful With an Inch And a Half of Makeup That Makes Me Look Like a Transsexual“.

I just need to know so that I can stop having heart attacks every time I come across your face on the Internet.

Thanks,

FacePanda

photo from Xtina.net

Brows in a Bottle

Amanda — Tue, 05 May 2009 04:12:28 +0000

Dear Christina,

I was going to make a joke about your eyelases being so heavy that you can’t open your eyes, but then I went on Wikipedia and saw this:

then I came to realize that you are really, really trying. I just didn’t realize that your brows are actually eyelid lifters. My bad.

picture from ChristinaZone