When’s the last time you saw Christina Aguilera with no, or very little makeup? I think it was when I was in elementary school and Christina Aguilera used to be part of the Mickey Mouse Club or something. Anyways, apparently since Guatemela has no celebrity makeup artist heavy-handed enough for Christina Aguilera, she was forced to walk around with a minimal amount of chemicals on her face. You need a lot of stuff to preserve that celebrity skin you know, and if Christina Aguilera stops wearing an inch of powder on her face, you know what that means? It’s the end of the world as we know it!!! Obama is probably anti-Christ!! Adam Lambert will take over the world!!! etc etc. You know what I mean.

It was a very odd thing that Christina Aguilera burst into tears on E Online about the love she shares with her husband. And then I sat there in front of the TV, totally relating to that sentiment – if I had to show up on TV after my son and husband cut my bangs and did my makeup in the dark with their eyes closed, I would feeling crying too.

Christina Aguilera and that Celebrity Face of Bad Makeup have been in hiding for a while and I just realized how much I’ve missed her. The crazy geled-up eye brows are still in intact, and apparently Christina is still holding onto the very same shocking pink lipstick. You’ve got to love the consistency – it’s like every time you see Christina Aguilera you know there’s something on her face that you could look forward to. Whose makeup offers you the same kind of security really?

Something tells me that FacePanda cannot go by without seeing Christina Aguilera’s extraordinary face at least once a week. I am actually impressed by how consistent Christina Aguilera’s cakeicing makeup is – look at them eyebrows! I would never get tired staring at them and being astonished how someone walks out with two Sharpie strokes on her forehead.

photo from Christina-crazy.net

Oh Christina Aguilera. What can I say? It’s just that you never, ever, fail to disappoint us. I like consistency and you are the embodiment of consistency. Thanks for that. Thank you, really.

photo from Xtina-web.net