Chloe Sevigny, why oh why are you doing this pout again?

I like the bright cherry red lipstick with the cute polka dots, and frankly not a lot of people can put off that retro chic look and Chloe you did it perfectly – bravo to your stylist, that is – but man, why are you doing that pout?! WHY???? Why can’t you just smile like everyone else or just pull a “fierce” blank face?

All these questions I wish you could answer, Chloe. Sigh.

Just when I was like Phewww not that many crazy celebrity pouts out there these couple of days – I mean bad celebrity makeup? I can handle that. Bad hair? I can handle that too. But when I get up in the morning before my first cup of coffee and BAM you give me a photo of some moderate good looking celebrity trying to get her lips on me? I have a heart attack and die.

And when Chloe Sevigny came roaring back with her fish pout after disappearing for some days, I totally just died.

I got word that some people aren’t very happy about my “obsession” with Chloe Sevigny’s pout. See the thing is, Ms. Sevigny actually has such a pretty face she can do so so so much better without that thing she does with her mouth. Look at her here at a Calvin Klein function, she looks so fabulous and, well, natural! The fact is, Chloe Sevigny has rather thin lips and it simply looks ridiculous when she tries that standard Hollywood Angelina Jolie pout thing. She looks fresh faced with barely any makeup, and yes fine her hair has just been through a wind tunnel but we will overlook that this time. And she ACTUALLY looks like a fashion icon instead of some d-list celeb wannabe. FacePanda gives credit when credit is due, and you look great here, Chloe.

Now stop saying that I hate her and let me have my dinner in peace.

photo from Chloe-Sevigny.net

Dear Chloe Sevigny,

Remember this? Whatever you are still doing here, it’s still not working. Nice try though.

xoxo,

FacePanda

photo from Chloe Sevigny.net

My name is Chloe Sevigny. Even though I’ve become famous and people say I’m pretty, I still insist on wearing vapid eye make-up, looking angry and trying to scorch you with my evil eye.

Photo from slackerchic.blogspot.com