Well some people age like Demi Moore (pardon me, I should see Demi Moore and her team of plastic surgeons), and then there are people like Cameron Diaz who is aging with an oily brown faces with a ton of eye wrinkles. You can leave whatever in Vegas, you can be all angelic for Charlie, but hey Cameron Diaz that oily face of yours and those eye bags and lines are staying right where they are. Not going anywhere. Nope. Could be an inspiration for your next romantic comedy or something about a really, really, REALLY clingy boyfriend or something you know.

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We have got to admit that Cameron Diaz is finally looking her age here, instead of a cougar or a crazy red-lipped woman. Well is she grinning like an alien? Yes. Does she has an insane number of eye lines? Oh yes. But is she finally looking kind of normal, borderlining on hot? Definitely yes. So this is a great leap forward Cameron Diaz, bravo.

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Hmmm Cameron Diaz, remember this? If you are just doing this omg-so-red lips jesus-christ-so-red cheeks wow-so-greesy forehead extra-extra-abundant eye lines thingy just to convince us that you, too, can play a sane mother in your new movie, we are already convinced. In fact, we never doubted you a single bit. Feel free to go audition for grandma roles now.

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I just came back from grieving for the forever gone fun and hot Angelina Jolie, and then I came home to seeing Cameron Diaz looking like she could eat your soul anytime at the MTV Movie Awards:

I mean, don’t get me wrong, Cameron Diaz is still very, very hot. Like a  very, very hot mama. Even with a little bit of eye lines and that crazy red lipstick. Or so much bronzer that makes her look like she has bruised cheeks. But will I still want to see her do her nutty dance in panties in Charlie’s Angels? I don’t know, ’cause it might start to get awkward when she reminds me of my mom. Now excuse me, I have to go back to crying in my bed for a while.

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