See Bryce Dallas Howard, you can do it! Well the blush is a little much but we can forgive that, and here she actually doesn’t look fishy or albino. Lovely choice of lipstick that accentuates her green eyes and wow, her red hair is leading actress stunning here – that’s the whole point, looking like a leading actress. And you absolutely do here, Bryce Dallas Howard, bravo!

photo from Bryce Dallas Howard France

Bryce Dallas Howard: Hey Moon. Do I still look like a fish?

Moon Bloodgood: Nooo hun. I mean, a little albino, maybe. But fish? Noo sweety you don’t like a fish.

Bryce Dallas Howard:  But I told my makeup artist to use this extra red lipstick just to make sure I DON’T look albino!!!! Shit, shit, shit.

Moon Bloodgood: Well honey on the up side people might think it makes sense that you are looking so frail… and well, blind.

Bryce Dallas Howard: But I am in TERMINATOR! I cannot be albino and blind?!!!!!!!!!

Moon Bloodgood: Ssssshhhh come cry on my shoulder you poor little albino animal. And yes I look gloriously hot. MMmmmmmmm.

photo from Bryce Dallas Howard France

Bryce Dallas Howard looks amazing in M. Night Shymalan’s Lady in the Water (my friends all think it sucks but I think it’s a really magical movie with an nice looking lead so whatever), but it seems like she still hasn’t gotten out of the water since then:

Her eyes are so… Hmmm, how should I put it, green wrasse-ish?! Like this one here:

See, I told you. Lady in the Water is magical. And watery.

photos from Simply Bryce and My Tank Mates