It’s only slightly wrong that Adam Lambert, of all people in the world, is having his hands with nail polish on a female model’s ass. This is a prime post of half of the gay world and 15-year-old teenage girls screaming “WTF are you doing?!”

Is it just me or is Adam Lambert looking faintly like the Joker here with all the eye shadow smudge and that powder face?!

Well I’m just saying.

(Now I’m going to count down messages of “You are a fking Heath Ledger hater!!”… 3…2…1…GO!!!!)

Look Adam Lambert – I do not want to make to make this blog about you, because it is NOT about you. And a second ago I was just saying how our dear Adam could look so perfectly decent without makeup, and then he goes running out getting himself into that hair and that makeup and THAT OUTFIT. Because if you tell me you want to wake up to that every morning, I will SERIOUSLY judge you.

In the past couple of days I’ve been receiving so many messages and emails about how I’m a homophobic dick who is actually jealous of Adam Lambert’s perfect angelic face. Well, since the parrot hair didn’t prove my point, I had to dig these out to show you that what it means to have makeup in moderation:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a gorgeous human being without makeup who, I think, is very datable. Not that he’s going to want to date me, but you get what I mean. The lack of makeup here actually highlights his blue eyes – which are completely overshadowed by all the eye makeup and puffy parrot hair that he is apparently very fond of on stage. Ok fine Adam Lambert is gorgeous and perfect and you all want to wake to that angelic face with 5 million layers of makeup blablabla – but here guys, fresh-faced, and he is actually better looking.

Phew. I’m done. Now I’m going to go back to being a homophobic dick who is actually jealous of Adam Lambert’s perfect angelic face. Ciao.

Wow. What’s up with people and Adam Lambert?! I mean, for the last post I was called “homophobic”, “a dick”, and many other vaguely understandable but creative terms, but when it comes to Madonna Lady Gaga etc everyone just goes ha ha ha. So I went back, and I asked myself, am I being fair? I think Adam Lambert is probably a perfectly decent person, a very talent performer, and a very very very cool friend to hang out with, but hey, that hair I cannot take. So I started digging out other photos of that Adam Lambert Good Morning America hair and looked for another angle, and there I found this one:

And yes, I still hate it because it really does make him look somewhat like a parrot. A big dark parrot David Cook is staring at. So what are you gonna call me now, bird hater?!