Dear Lindsay Lohan,

How about, hmm, no? How about putting that face away and using all that hair extension to cover your wrinkly saggy skin? Because it feels/looks like it was very, very, very long ago when you could pull that kiss blowing thing off.

Love,

FacePanda

Well our dear former Beach Watch-mate Nicole Eggert seems to know exactly what the hell has happened to herself, and i love it when a celebrity (a former celebrity, perhaps) knows when to poke fun at herself:

Beauty is skin deep… what can I say?

It’s amazing to see a celebrity turning old and saggy right in front of your eyes. Lindsay Lohan is like a tree – next time when you see an extra fold on her forehead skin, you would know she’s getting one year older. So fun.

So Holly Hunter showed up at the Emmys last night looking like she is Miley Cyrus’ grandma who just rolled out of bed:

Does she not have a makeup artist or a hairstylist?! Or maybe she’s looking for some anti-aging product celebrity endorsement deal. Man this is just sad.

I guess what disturbs me the most isn’t Mickey Rourke’s bizarre behavior (exhibit 1: Mickey Rourke eating a rose), but the fact that someone once so handsome could age so horribly. Maybe it’s the wrinkles on the forehead and the saggy chin and extraordinary greasy hair, but it’s just sad to see a has-been celebrity ages like a hobo. A hungry hobo who would eat anything. Like a rose a fan hands to him. Isn’t that just sad?