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Leighton Meester Got Punched in the Eyes

Amanda — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:51:18 +0000

Smokey eye is great, but only when you don’t look like someone just punched you in your eyes, Leighton Meester. That plus your red RED lips it’s like screaming “hooker who just got robbed”. Not hot.

Hello Grandma Olsen

Amanda — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:44:31 +0000

Olsen #1: Hey there sis.

Olsen #2: OMG Grandma what are you doing here?

Olsen #1: dude, it’s me, MK.

Olsen #2: PHEW. JEEZ. I’m sorry I thought Grandma came back to life or something. Why are you wearing her clothes and makeup?!

Olsen #1: These are not Granda’s Ashley. These are vintage clothing. All hipster-ish. Do you understand?

Olsen #2: I swear to God Grandma wore that lipstick in the family portrait.

Olsen #1: Whatever.

From Coco to Chanel… More Like to Cancer

Amanda — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:41:36 +0000

Coco wanted to share with us her view on the beach, which most likely involves skin cancer:

This reminds me of grilled chicken. Hmm lunch time.

This is a Big Big Big Mistake – Heidi Klum

Amanda — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:09:04 +0000

Whoever thought pouring sewage water-like chocolate sauce over Heidi Klum would be a good idea should be fired:

A chocolate sauce coated Heidi Klum – inappropriate jokes, go!

O.M.G. It’s our dear Lindsay Lohan again

Amanda — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:01:22 +0000

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

How about, hmm, no? How about putting that face away and using all that hair extension to cover your wrinkly saggy skin? Because it feels/looks like it was very, very, very long ago when you could pull that kiss blowing thing off.

Love,

FacePanda

So Adam Lambert is into boobs and ass as well

Amanda — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:24:17 +0000

It’s only slightly wrong that Adam Lambert, of all people in the world, is having his hands with nail polish on a female model’s ass. This is a prime post of half of the gay world and 15-year-old teenage girls screaming “WTF are you doing?!”

WTH happened to Nicole Eggert?!

Amanda — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:32:38 +0000

Well our dear former Beach Watch-mate Nicole Eggert seems to know exactly what the hell has happened to herself, and i love it when a celebrity (a former celebrity, perhaps) knows when to poke fun at herself:

Beauty is skin deep… what can I say?

Presenting Suri Cruise, a Lindsay Lohan in the making

Amanda — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:48:34 +0000

This girl is totally a brunette Lindsay Lohan in the making. I promise you in 15 years we will get another crazy celebrity brat with wrinkly skin going in and out of rehab. Looking forward to that, Suri.

Nicole Kidman’s baby-bottom forehead

Amanda — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:40:20 +0000

You know something is up when Nicole Kidman (42) has smooth, COMPLETELY wrinkle-free skin that resembles a baby’s bottom while Lindsay Lohan (23) looks like her mom. So it’s either Nicole has a ton of botox injected into her forehead skin and Lindsay is really her mother, or that it’s actually a wax figure touring town.

Either way, we all love it when a celebrity shows up with a baby-bottom forehead. Don’t know about you, at least I love it.

Kristen Stewart looking pretty and Alluring

Amanda — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:39:31 +0000

Kristen Stewart might not have the most typical Hollywood celebrity it girl look, but she certainly looks very, very pretty in this Allure photoshoot. Loving the straight eyebrows and the light smokey eye – the light smudge and mascara totally highlight how pretty Kristen Stewart’s green eyes are. Brave Kristen! (You can go back to being a vampire now)