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Hey, Hayden Where Should We Look?

Carrie — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:40:38 +0000

David Letterman Video: July 6, 2009

Image Credit: INF

“Hi Ya! Forget my spelling mistakes and what comes out of my mouth. Just check out my dress.”

Ok, poor guys and even girls don’t have a chance with this dress. The dress has a life of it’s own and the toughest job covering Hayden’s body parts. We are just confused, her face and makeup is perfect and classy and then I think I can spot her upper thigh and some of her backside in the video. Nevertheless, thanks for the free diving education. The interview is ridiculous.

Oh, did I mention the misspelled tattoo? At least that disaster was not apparent in this dress.

Rachel Looking Regal: Anne Hathaway

Amanda — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:50:53 +0000

This is pretty self-explanatory. Anne Hathaway, you look ADORABLE, and today FacePanda llooovveess you <3

photo from Anne Hathaway Fan

Good Job Ditching That Pout: Chloe Sevigny

Amanda — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:32:59 +0000

I got word that some people aren’t very happy about my “obsession” with Chloe Sevigny’s pout. See the thing is, Ms. Sevigny actually has such a pretty face she can do so so so much better without that thing she does with her mouth. Look at her here at a Calvin Klein function, she looks so fabulous and, well, natural! The fact is, Chloe Sevigny has rather thin lips and it simply looks ridiculous when she tries that standard Hollywood Angelina Jolie pout thing. She looks fresh faced with barely any makeup, and yes fine her hair has just been through a wind tunnel but we will overlook that this time. And she ACTUALLY looks like a fashion icon instead of some d-list celeb wannabe. FacePanda gives credit when credit is due, and you look great here, Chloe.

Now stop saying that I hate her and let me have my dinner in peace.

photo from Chloe-Sevigny.net

Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum go to Hawaii: And Then Kim Kardashian

Amanda — Sun, 31 May 2009 18:52:47 +0000

Michelle Trachtenberg & Emmy Rossum: We look awesome. Our outfits look awesome and our makeup is awesome. Wow vacation in Hawaii is awesome. They even have tranny entertainers standing around to talk to us! Are those boobs real? Can we touch? You really do look like a woman!

Kim Kardashian: Aloha! Here hun feel my Hawaiian boobs, fffaaabbbulicious right? Come let’s have our photo taken… yes look this way…Ok talk to that lady over there and you can buy this photo for 20 bucks. Enjoy Hawaii!

photo from I Heart Kim

Paris Hilton not so pretty in purple

Amanda — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:08:19 +0000

Dear Paris, it’s not that we want to attack you so quickly after the other entry with your oily skin. It goes against our practice. But please, eat a cream puff. Or have a milkshake. Your arms are so painfully skinny that our eyes hurt just to look at them.

Facepanda

XOXO

Photo from parishiltononline

Lohan needs a scrub

Amanda — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:15:32 +0000

Dear Lindsay, we know it must be hard to lose a girlfriend, have a crazy father, a jobless mother, no career and no money. Those are real bummers. But seriously, how hard can it be for you to wash your hair?

Photo from lindsaylohansource.

Poor Adriana. She’s the new Bram Stoker model.

Amanda — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:31:23 +0000

Something is really wrong when gorgeous Adriana Lima starts to look like insane rocker Marilyn Manson. Oh Adriana, you’re pregnant for heaven’s sake! Get your photographers to focus on your pregnant glow instead turning you into Dracula’s wife.

Photos from fashionologie and dietrichthrall.wordpress.com

Goddess Megan?

Amanda — Tue, 26 May 2009 04:34:13 +0000

It’s not very often that we say this but Facepanda would like to build a shrine to honor your face.Your smoky eyes, perfectly-shaped eyebrows, evenly-toned foundation and nude lips is forcing us to begrudgingly bestow kudos. We say: give your make-up artist a raise because in the span of 2 movies you’ve turned from panda tranny to panda terrific!

Photo from megan-fox.net