David Letterman Video: July 6, 2009

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“Hi Ya!  Forget my spelling mistakes and what comes out of my mouth.   Just check out my dress.”

Ok, poor guys and even girls don’t have a chance with this dress.   The dress has a life of it’s own and the toughest job covering Hayden’s body parts.    We are just confused, her face and makeup is perfect and classy and then I think I can spot her upper thigh and some of her backside in the video.  Nevertheless, thanks for the free diving education.  The interview is ridiculous.

Oh, did I mention the misspelled tattoo?   At least that disaster was not apparent in this dress.

This is pretty self-explanatory. Anne Hathaway, you look ADORABLE, and today FacePanda llooovveess you <3

photo from Anne Hathaway Fan

I got word that some people aren’t very happy about my “obsession” with Chloe Sevigny’s pout. See the thing is, Ms. Sevigny actually has such a pretty face she can do so so so much better without that thing she does with her mouth. Look at her here at a Calvin Klein function, she looks so fabulous and, well, natural! The fact is, Chloe Sevigny has rather thin lips and it simply looks ridiculous when she tries that standard Hollywood Angelina Jolie pout thing. She looks fresh faced with barely any makeup, and yes fine her hair has just been through a wind tunnel but we will overlook that this time. And she ACTUALLY looks like a fashion icon instead of some d-list celeb wannabe. FacePanda gives credit when credit is due, and you look great here, Chloe.

Now stop saying that I hate her and let me have my dinner in peace.

photo from Chloe-Sevigny.net

Michelle Trachtenberg & Emmy Rossum: We look awesome. Our outfits look awesome and our makeup is awesome. Wow vacation in Hawaii is awesome. They even have tranny entertainers standing around to talk to us! Are those boobs real? Can we touch? You really do look like a woman!

Kim Kardashian: Aloha! Here hun feel my Hawaiian boobs, fffaaabbbulicious right? Come let’s have our photo taken… yes look this way…Ok talk to that lady over there and you can buy this photo for 20 bucks. Enjoy Hawaii!

photo from I Heart Kim

Dear Paris, it’s not that we want to attack you so quickly after the other entry with your oily skin. It goes against our practice. But please, eat a cream puff. Or have a milkshake. Your arms are so painfully skinny that our eyes hurt just to look at them.

Facepanda

XOXO

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