Smokey eye is great, but only when you don’t look like someone just punched you in your eyes, Leighton Meester. That plus your red RED lips it’s like screaming “hooker who just got robbed”. Not hot.

Coco wanted to share with us her view on the beach, which most likely involves skin cancer:

This reminds me of grilled chicken. Hmm lunch time.

Whoever thought pouring sewage water-like chocolate sauce over Heidi Klum would be a good idea should be fired:

A chocolate sauce coated Heidi Klum – inappropriate jokes, go!

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

How about, hmm, no? How about putting that face away and using all that hair extension to cover your wrinkly saggy skin? Because it feels/looks like it was very, very, very long ago when you could pull that kiss blowing thing off.

Love,

FacePanda

It’s only slightly wrong that Adam Lambert, of all people in the world, is having his hands with nail polish on a female model’s ass. This is a prime post of half of the gay world and 15-year-old teenage girls screaming “WTF are you doing?!”