Whose celebrity skin does our darling Jennifer Love Hewitt remind FacePanda of? Find out after the jump…

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Yes, Adrianne Curry is hot and has very nice boobs. And abs, and legs. And obviously she loves twittering about it too. But literally grilling your body under the sun until it looks this crisp and brown is a slightly horrifying sight, as not a little carcinogenic:

Maybe Adrianne Curry is trying to score another reality show fighting skin cancer. You never know.

Respect, Jack Nicholson, a lot of respect. I think old people (esp someone as old as Jack Nicholson) has the right to have sagging skin and a bulging stomach and all, and I love the way he is so comfortable in his own skin looking the way he does. The respect goes to, however, the fact that this 72-year-old man actually bothers to take the time to apply sunscreen even though it makes him look like a mess. Because, sunscreen is important. And probably because Jack Nicholson doesn’t want to end up looking like this:

So use sunscreen and don’t end up being orange like 50% of the population in Hollywood. Even Jackson Nicholson thinks so.

Okkk sp where do I start? Besides the obvious observation that Tori Spelling is lactating towards different directions with 2 disproportionally huge boobs, there is a gentle reminder of her slowly becoming this:

We’ve gotta love them bony toasted body sticks with malfunctioning fake boobs, don’t we?

photos from Celeb Utopia

When I saw this I was like, wow, hold still Blake Lively I can check my mascara on your forehead. Taking being the shining star a little too literally, no?

photo from Blake Live Fan