Gosh Tori Spelling, time to score another reality show about fixing that boob job from 10 years ago!

Holly, I rescued our leftovers from breakfast!

Yeah bitch, I am Number One Ex Girlfriend of Hef. I know you wish he paid for your looks like he did mine.

Forget the before and after plastic surgery pictures, how about put some makeup ON!   We wanted to let you know that celebrities also have makeup disaster days of not wearing makeup, or being photoshoped or having the Playboy Mansion conglomerate behind you paying for every fashion, beauty and plastic surgery decision.  Wow, if Playmates look like that without makeup, can I apply?

Check out her before and after plastic surgery pictures at Celebrity Rant.

Picture Credit: http://www.metro.co.uk and Splash

Katie, Katie, Katie….

Did you ever read Glamour or any women’s magazine suggesting a ruffled bikini for women who want to make themselves look more busty?
Any top with ruffles or designs help flatter the chest area for those that are lacking.  Could she possibly think she was lacking in that area??????

Katie, maybe you are lacking in another area above your ruffles.

Which girl wears it better?  A. Katie  B. Below Model?

Okkk sp where do I start? Besides the obvious observation that Tori Spelling is lactating towards different directions with 2 disproportionally huge boobs, there is a gentle reminder of her slowly becoming this:

We’ve gotta love them bony toasted body sticks with malfunctioning fake boobs, don’t we?

photos from Celeb Utopia

Dear Paris,

Given your Hilton wealth, perhaps you might want to think about changing your plastic surgeon or image consultant. Why is your face looking so oily and why are your lips so…fish-like? You’re reminding us of Dory in Finding Nemo. Also, may we at Facepanda suggest some expensive creams for your neck? If your veins and lines appear anymore obvious, I’m afraid people might mistake you for your mum. Oh the horrors of that.

Photo from parishiltononline