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Hello Grandma Olsen

Amanda — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:44:31 +0000

Olsen #1: Hey there sis.

Olsen #2: OMG Grandma what are you doing here?

Olsen #1: dude, it’s me, MK.

Olsen #2: PHEW. JEEZ. I’m sorry I thought Grandma came back to life or something. Why are you wearing her clothes and makeup?!

Olsen #1: These are not Granda’s Ashley. These are vintage clothing. All hipster-ish. Do you understand?

Olsen #2: I swear to God Grandma wore that lipstick in the family portrait.

Olsen #1: Whatever.

A Lot of Lip Service: Diane Kruger

Amanda — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:57:51 +0000

Diane Kruger usually shows up in places and movies wearing immaculate makeup. The girl has the perfect model face and she knows it – minimal makeup, some mascara, tiny bit of blush, she’s good to good. But here, oh well here, this is quite some cakeicing don’t you think?

I mean, that’s QUITE some lipstick on your face, Diane dear. And you are starting to look a little like Demi Moore. Why is everyone trying so hard to look like Demi Moore these days?! Darn!

Kim Kardasdian’s Love for Raccoons

Carrie — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:34:30 +0000

Kim loves the eye makeup and her dark, bruised eye raccoon look. She must be an avid animal lover and uses raccoons as her inspiration. What big eyes you have and that pink mouth! She is not alone in loving the dark black eyeshadow, just tune in next time on Facepanda or write in and let us know of other Raccoon Eyes Fan Club members.

How cute!

Photo credit: mydiddle.com

The Return of Christina Aguilera’s Sharpie Eyebrows

Amanda — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:17:39 +0000

Something tells me that FacePanda cannot go by without seeing Christina Aguilera’s extraordinary face at least once a week. I am actually impressed by how consistent Christina Aguilera’s cakeicing makeup is – look at them eyebrows! I would never get tired staring at them and being astonished how someone walks out with two Sharpie strokes on her forehead.

photo from Christina-crazy.net

Scalp Princess of the Day: Bai Ling

Amanda — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:55:57 +0000

I guess everyone kind of assumes that Bai Ling will eventually show up on FacePanda and be in the Celebrity Makeup, Skin, Hair, and Everything Else Disasters Hall of Fame, and as she demonstrates here, everything is a hit: alien bangs, crazy fake-asian Amy Winehouse winged eyeshadow, a shitload of blush, and last but far from least, SCALP. Yay. Everyone loves scalp!

photo from Skin.be

It is So Politically Incorrect: Drew Barrymore and Justin Long

Amanda — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:00:25 +0000

Drew Barrymore: Hey Justin…

Justin Long: Whasup hun?

Drew Barrymore: You didn’t tell me this is a basketball game.

Justin Long: Hmmm yeah I did, Lakers vs Magic remember? I told you over the phone when you were getting ready.

Drew Barrymore: Yeahhh but I thought you meant like one of those nostalgic games that involve us playing indians.

Justin Long: … no??!

Drew Barrymore: Well that’s why I painted my face before I came out ok? I mean this is darn expensive paint, I doubt any indians would actually use Chanel bronzer to paint their faces!

Justin Long: It’s ok hun, everyone just assumes you are nuts so you can do whatever you want anyways. Including using bleu cheese as eyeliner and all.

Drew Barrymore: Oh that! That was yummy. Hmmmm.

Justin Long: This is totally why I’m probably gonna break up with you soon.

photo from Pop Wreckoning

Yes This Actually Happened: Adam Lambert

Amanda — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:43:56 +0000

Woooh. I mean, WWOOOOHH. Full on eyeshadow?! Adam Lambert, W. T. F?!!! I know you are like, oh we are all beautiful being ourselves blablabla, but yo, you were NOT born with eyeshadow and nail polish. You weren’t, right?!

photo from Adam Lambert.com

Face-spray: Nikki Blonsky

Amanda — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:13:50 +0000

Apparently Nikki Blonsky forgot to take off her moisturising facemask before heading to the premiere of Food Inc., and I personally completely believe that mud eyemask thingy she is wearing probably works wonders. Just not at a premiere, I guess, Nikki. Now go back to the bathroom and wash your face.

Christina Aguilera, oh Christina Aguilera

Amanda — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:35:51 +0000

Oh Christina Aguilera. What can I say? It’s just that you never, ever, fail to disappoint us. I like consistency and you are the embodiment of consistency. Thanks for that. Thank you, really.

photo from Xtina-web.net

Eva Green Nutty Hotness (Round 2)

Amanda — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:28:24 +0000

I simply do not understand why she’s not in Twilight. Now would you excuse me, I need to put my sunglasses on. That face is blinding me.

photo from Eva Green Web