Olsen #1: Hey there sis.

Olsen #2: OMG Grandma what are you doing here?

Olsen #1: dude, it’s me, MK.

Olsen #2: PHEW. JEEZ. I’m sorry I thought Grandma came back to life or something. Why are you wearing her clothes and makeup?!

Olsen #1: These are not Granda’s Ashley. These are vintage clothing. All hipster-ish. Do you understand?

Olsen #2: I swear to God Grandma wore that lipstick in the family portrait.

Olsen #1: Whatever.

Diane Kruger usually shows up in places and movies wearing immaculate makeup. The girl has the perfect model face and she knows it – minimal makeup, some mascara, tiny bit of blush, she’s good to good. But here, oh well here, this is quite some cakeicing don’t you think?

I mean, that’s QUITE some lipstick on your face, Diane dear. And you are starting to look a little like Demi Moore. Why is everyone trying so hard to look like Demi Moore these days?! Darn!

Kim loves the eye makeup and her dark, bruised eye raccoon look.   She must be an avid animal lover and uses raccoons as her inspiration.  What big eyes you have and that pink mouth!  She is not alone in loving the dark black eyeshadow, just tune in next time on Facepanda or write in and let us know of other Raccoon Eyes Fan Club members.

How cute!

Photo credit: mydiddle.com

Something tells me that FacePanda cannot go by without seeing Christina Aguilera’s extraordinary face at least once a week. I am actually impressed by how consistent Christina Aguilera’s cakeicing makeup is – look at them eyebrows! I would never get tired staring at them and being astonished how someone walks out with two Sharpie strokes on her forehead.

photo from Christina-crazy.net

I guess everyone kind of assumes that Bai Ling will eventually show up on FacePanda and be in the Celebrity Makeup, Skin, Hair, and Everything Else Disasters Hall of Fame, and as she demonstrates here, everything is a hit: alien bangs, crazy fake-asian Amy Winehouse winged eyeshadow, a shitload of blush, and last but far from least, SCALP. Yay. Everyone loves scalp!

photo from Skin.be