Smokey eye is great, but only when you don’t look like someone just punched you in your eyes, Leighton Meester. That plus your red RED lips it’s like screaming “hooker who just got robbed”. Not hot.
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Olsen #1: Hey there sis. Olsen #2: OMG Grandma what are you doing here? Olsen #1: dude, it’s me, MK. Olsen #2: PHEW. JEEZ. I’m sorry I thought Grandma came back to life or something. Why are you wearing her clothes and makeup?! Olsen #1: These are not Granda’s Ashley. These are vintage clothing. All hipster-ish. Do you understand? Olsen #2: I swear to God Grandma wore that lipstick in the family portrait. Olsen #1: Whatever.
Coco wanted to share with us her view on the beach, which most likely involves skin cancer:
This reminds me of grilled chicken. Hmm lunch time.
Whoever thought pouring sewage water-like chocolate sauce over Heidi Klum would be a good idea should be fired:
A chocolate sauce coated Heidi Klum – inappropriate jokes, go!
Dear Lindsay Lohan, How about, hmm, no? How about putting that face away and using all that hair extension to cover your wrinkly saggy skin? Because it feels/looks like it was very, very, very long ago when you could pull that kiss blowing thing off. Love, FacePanda
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